mother-trucking-flapjacks:

sometimes the only thing that gives me hope in life is looking at band members yearbook pictures

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noselikeringo:

im gonna name my kid jesus so when he’s 16 and im to tired to drive i can say “jesus, take the wheel”

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

r0dents:

fireflufferz:

sigh-asdfghjkl:

andrewhussiesbosom:

[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders

[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders

[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders

[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’

[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis

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pornstarch:

“you like THEM??? but they’re so old!!!”

“weren’t they popular like, 6 years ago???”

“they’ve been around for so long omg”

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Every night I try my best to dream

Tomorrow makes it better

Then I wake up to the cold reality

And not a thing has changed

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madeleineishere:

suckerrr

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snorlaxatives:

why be in the friend zone when you can be in chalkzone

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tapdancers:

nihilnovisubsole:

grassfire:

it’s back

this is literally the only post on tumblr i’m obligated to reblog every time it comes up

im tearing up

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becky-fitness:

• Saying no sometimes
• Wanting to be alone sometimes
• Saying no to sex
• Saying yes to sex
• Not being sure about your life career
• Deciding to study instead of going out
• Getting rid of the toxic people in your life
• Ending a relationship that is hurting you
• Not liking the things everyone else likes

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goktgo:

life does not get better than this.

A cat dressed like a shark on a roomba chasing a duck.

yes.

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