servant-of-the-earth:

sandandglass:

My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me

This is the most accurate thing ever.

(via setthestageonfire)

thecharley:

marilyn-manatee:

Okay.

This hits pretty hard.

(Source: garagedad, via rememberingsuunday)

leonmcgann:

getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality

(via setthestageonfire)

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

(via setthestageonfire)

(Source: we-stand4something, via rememberingsuunday)

buttlicked:

You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

(via setthestageonfire)

(Source: couplesandlovequotes, via itsjustintym)

(via matthewjamesbarnes)

zftw:

me on my way to steal yo girl

notcuddles:

ineedathneed:

birdarangs:

I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs

I feel it loses something of its majesty when not portray in motion…

(via zftw)

fapnapkin:

liking someone who probably doesn’t like you back
ヽ(；▽；)ノ

liking someone whose obviously too good for you
ヽ(；▽；)ノ

liking someone and feeling like nothing but an annoying piece of shit to them
ヽ(；▽；)ノ

liking someone
ヽ(；▽；)ノ

(Source: mangascum, via wefeelalive)

(Source: okoenig, via jackstroubleinatanktop)

maarkhoppus:

back in my day we could type “[album title] download link” and get like 5 working links

(via letdowndays)